1. extraordinary-british-gentleman:

    weedhitler:

    fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer

    Ah yes a degree in lawyer.

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  2. wrrench:

    YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
    YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

    image

    OH YEAH

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  3. thesteveoprojekt:

    coffeepotsmokin:

    PARKOUR

    More like PORKOUR

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  4. edsock:

    whenever i feel unattractive i just look at this picture of robert pattinson 

    (via rnarypat)

     
  5. freestylemonster:

    eyeballfarts:

    awww

    If you don’t have room for a baby monkey on your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

    (via anal-sphincter)

     
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  7. “Obviously I’ll never be in anything with the commercial success that Harry Potter has but then again neither will anyone else.”

    (via anal-sphincter)

     
  8. graveyard-strutter:

    radiicvl:

    plhants:

    morgancrawf:

    official-maximum-ride:

    Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

    Best. Idea. Ever.

    perfection

    Reminder that this actually exists in our world


    THIS IS REAL

    I’m gonna cry.

    i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

    (via anal-sphincter)

     
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  10. pizzapriince:

    following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

    (via breakinq)